Yikes the cops pulled me over…..
I went out to club Ruin at the Monte Cristo Restaurant about 3 weeks ago. I like to go there and dance after my one drink at the liquid kitty (http://www.thekitty.com). I consider Friday night my exercise night. It is hard to stay thin if i don’t booty camp it. So I went and had a blast..... FetishHeels gave me a few sips of his absinthe, that was intereesting, it tastes like licorice. After i danced a lot i decided to go home. The valet guy pulled my car up and forgot to turn my headlights on. I was a bit tipsy and didn’t notice. My friend Rose didn’t notice either. Anyway, i got on the freeway and was messing with my ipod when all of a sudden i looked up and noticed i was headed towards the 170. i couldn’t see a thing so i tried to get my brights to come on, i didn’t realize my lheadlights were not on. i swerved into the center divider and hopped a little curb.... yikes.... my brights were flashing and it was total comedy. Finally i turned my regular lights on just in time to hear, “ drive to the right and exit the freeway”. i was scared to death i was going to get a DUI..... i pulled over and parked into a gas station. Two cute little blonde cops approached me. I had a school girl get up on....and was tipsy. They asked me “who’s car is this”? i should have said, “its Daddys” but i did’t. The gave me the follow the pin with the eyes test. I told them i was fine i just couldn’t get my lights on. They said when someone drives the way i was driving, they usually think it is someone elses car...as in stolen.. .....but they let me go...... i can’t beleive they let me go .... i was so tipsy.... that was scary !
