Monday, July 28, 2008

The Dark Knight - WOW - a must see!

I saw this film Sunday at the IMAX theater. Wow! I need to buy this one. Heath Ledger was a brilliant actor in my opinion and it is so tragic that we will not be seeing his talent in the future. He made the movie for me. His mannerisms, voice, body language..... his complete character portrayal was amazingly over the top.....so gifted, what a shame.

i have always has a kinky passion for masks and makeup on men so this character had me spellbound. Go see it!

xox

Fet Jade

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/07/23/bfjenny127.xml < check out this link!

Friday, June 20, 2008

I’m having the burger !!!

LOL, something i don’t do too often!  I don’t want to get fat, the idea of it scares me to death.  But since i am spinning like a maniac and taking extra ballet classes i figured i needed a little carb load.  Spinning is heavy duty and it is what i did when i trained for the 500 mile bike ride i did in canada !  Straight up the rockies without breaking a sweat.  Man was i in sub space.

I got the burger at Mort’s Deli on Ventura Blvd near Reseda.... i go there alone and hang out sometimes.

Fun Session last night….

Last night was fun, i had just finished a spin class at Revolution Fitness in Santa Monica when a regular client called me.....

so i had to hussle home and get ready!  I like this red outfit, it looks good with my shoes.  Two hours of spanking and roleplay to sexy music, then more spanking in the shower.... fun!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

baby bird rescue……. again!

Animals just seem to gravitate towards me.  I would have gone to vet school, being a science major and all, but i can’t stand to see anything hurt or suffering..... i can’t take it.

I walked outside today and Sadie, my maine coon, had something under her paw.  I got closer and saw that it was a tiny bird.  At first i thought it was a little baby sparrow but the beek was so pointy and the feathers green.  So i knew it was a hummingbird.  I love birds i just don’t want anymore as pets. 

Today is father’s day so i was a bit worried about finding a place to take the baby.

one of my favorite books:  http://www.sibleyguides.com/ (yes i am a geek, so what)

He was so little, look at the size of my finger compared to his tiny head.

he kept opening his mouth for food.  I am such a sucker for animals and i can’t kill anything...... i’m too much of a softy.....

So once again i drove around town untl i found a VCA hospital that took ity bity in.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

I’m a Shoe Goddess !

I’ve recentley acquired a footboy....  Not just any footboy.  He is a true fetishist!!  This is what it is all about.  So far I have received approximately 40 pairs of shoes within the past two weeks.  I have had to add several more shelves to my private VIP dungeon.  I will be creating all new foot and shoe galleries.  I am truly motivated!

Jade at the liquid kitty...my shoe birthday party!

It is the ultimate high, getting so many shoes by UPS that you can’t keep up with it !  I am in Shoe heaven !!!

So many shoe boxes all over the house....its a mess!

Go over to Photoshoot Gallery to see all the new shoe galleries..... click JOIN NOW to see large images.... HOT!

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

The Cinco de Mayo Party at the liquid kitty !

Last night at the kitty was super fun.  There were a lot of fetish girls there and some of them can really sing...... they need to work on the dancing though.....

I love kitty karaoke monday nights !

They had a huge pinata that everyone had a go at !

Finally when it broke, chocolate and condoms went everywhere.........  I mostley grabbed condoms cause i am always on a diet.....LOL

Monday, March 31, 2008

Club Hell Fiasco……. Just call me Britney…..urgh!

Well i have been on this diet lately........  and i have been working out a lot.  I only had 3 drinks at club hell but they knocked me on my tushy.... i still think someone put something in the last one… i have not been that way in ages...it was horrible.

I had to leave my Benz in a parking lot in Hollywood… i hate leaving my car in parking lots.

I ended up laying on the bathroom floor nude for about 2 hours....... i felt very strange.... and of course i had to get up early and go pick up my car.  They made me pay double parking to get it out of the lot.  I should have stayed home.  Club Hell was great until that happened....  i had my new custom made fangz in too and i guess i bit fetish kitty on the lip and made her bleed......  She prolly liked it though...the little panty checking perv..

I have some photos, i went as the Vegas Vamp that night.  She is my very first character i created.  I don’t play her much cause she gets me into big trouble....

photos coming.

Yikes the cops pulled me over…..

I went out to club Ruin at the Monte Cristo Restaurant about 3 weeks ago.  I like to go there and dance after my one drink at the liquid kitty (http://www.thekitty.com).  I consider Friday night my exercise night.  It is hard to stay thin if i don’t booty camp it.  So I went and had a blast..... FetishHeels gave me a few sips of his absinthe, that was intereesting, it tastes like licorice.  After i danced a lot i decided to go home. The valet guy pulled my car up and forgot to turn my headlights on.  I was a bit tipsy and didn’t notice.  My friend Rose didn’t notice either.  Anyway, i got on the freeway and was messing with my ipod when all of a sudden i looked up and noticed i was headed towards the 170.  i couldn’t see a thing so i tried to get my brights to come on, i didn’t realize my lheadlights were not on.  i swerved into the center divider and hopped a little curb.... yikes.... my brights were flashing and it was total comedy.  Finally i turned my regular lights on just in time to hear, “ drive to the right and exit the freeway”.  i was scared to death i was going to get a DUI.....  i pulled over and parked into a gas station.  Two cute little blonde cops approached me.  I had a school girl get up on....and was tipsy.  They asked me “who’s car is this”?  i should have said, “its Daddys” but i did’t.  The gave me the follow the pin with the eyes test.  I told them i was fine i just couldn’t get my lights on.  They said when someone drives the way i was driving, they usually think it is someone elses car...as in stolen.. .....but they let me go...... i can’t beleive they let me go ....  i was so tipsy....  that was scary !

Thursday, March 13, 2008

…….biz and things…..

It has been a long day.......and my tushy is aching........so much spanking this week......lol

my biz is going very, very well and I love my new studio and income......things are going well.  I still need more shoes though.  I can hardly stand it. 

I’m having so much fun with dancing, karaoke, photos, working out, sessioning and someone very dear to me has been spending quality time with me.......

It is great to be able to go to sleep at night because i am tired......and i am feeling so much better since i got back on that bike.....i hate even an ounce of fat on me!

Well, tomorrow is already friday so I am hoping to knock out a couple of session before i take off to dance.

good night all.

xoxo
Fetish Jade

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Can I burn my scrubs now?

whe! That was the longest 3 weeks of my life! I was called in at the bev hills medical gig. You know the one I quit but told them I wouldn’t mind being on call. I have never been so bored in my life. And I made no money! My cars accelerator pedal broke and the repair bill was pretty much my check....which I could have made sessioning in about 2 minutes. Bud enough of that.

I do enjoy drawing blood, but I need to make money so screw it. I had some fun lunch breaks. I ate with rich old guys who had super white teeth. I met the creator of the waltons, a very nice guy, gave him an EKG and turned him on to my http://www.jadeparis.com art and told him about the Robert berman gallery.

On my last day some old men started flirting with me. They all look alike. Sort of Vegas, sinatraish..... you know what I mean. Anyway I told one he looked naughty and that i was going to spank him...... and to my amusement, they were all into it. So I think I will be putting on the catsuit and going to BH to hand out cards and round up the old money guys for a little fun and games. You know they need it at their age.

TO BE CONT’D

naaaaa I don’t even want to continue this blog.....lol

Sunday, February 03, 2008

The ODYSSEY 1 dance club ** a blast from my past **

Way back in the dark ages i used to hang out at this club called the Odyssey 1.

It was so cool, all 80s music because..... well it was from about 1979 to 1984 until it got burned down.

anyway, a mess of us have reunited on a site.  I just happened to find it one night when googleing “ODYSSEY 1.

I used to hang there about 4 nights a week and it was open til about 4am at least.  The last song of the night was always pink flamingo by soft cell.....I hated hearing that tune, it meant the fun was over. 

Just as the punk scene for me was amazing, so was the “O” and I will never forget it and miss it to this day.......

It was the most awesome dance club and I went by the name PHOENIX just as I did in the punk scene.

check it out at this link and when you see PHOENIX, you know they are talking about me:  http://www.discomusic.com/clubs-more/8094_0_6_0_C/

I love it!

Fet Jade (the queen of the underground)

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Two Weeks Down & One More to go!

I am so friggen tired.... I’ve been at the Bev Hills clinic for two weeks now and I need a day off so I can make some money and get rested.

Yes you heard right, I actually lose money when I work there.

I could stay home and session for 3 hours ($600) or I could drive and hour and a half to the clinic, and work there and make about $80 for a very stressful day, spend money on lunch and then drive home another hour. What would you do?

Part of me likes going there, but the job is too stressful for me when it gets too busy. I do try, but when its crazy busy I get to a point where I get so flustered I shut down and feel like running out of there. I’m a tired zombie most the time too, since I am so NOT a morning person.

I’m very sure that if I were doing something artsy, such as acting, dancing, filming or doing a photoshoot, I could work for hours and love it. It is hard to see sick people all day and be around such a non artistic place of work.

They don’t have enough gals working there for the number of doctors. There is one very cute Russian Lady that pretty much holds down the fort. She works 7 days a week too. She lives for it, you can tell it is her life pretty much.

I do meet interesting people, but it is not worth the salary. I’m just trying to help out while another lady is gone for the 3 weeks.

I did an EKG on a very cute guy who plays a doctor/actor on Nip Tuck..... The show I belong on!  I didn’t realize it was him till he left though. I’ve also seen Debi Mazan there 2 times and she told me she liked my hair. She is really pretty in person and seems like a very cool person. I would love to talk to her more and show her my more serious art, but not sure I will get that chance.

I scheduled several sessions while at the clinic today… thank goodness for text messaging. 

Well I am pooped, must go to sleep now, I have a lot of catching up to do tomorrow.

xoxo

Fet Jade

Sunday, January 20, 2008

About the next 3 weeks!

So you know I am on call as a phlebotomist/biochem analyst. Tomorrow, Monday, Jan. 21st I will be getting up early again (yuck) and I will be helping them out at the Bev Hills Clinic again. It will only be for the next 3 weeks while one of the ladies is on vacation. So my session schedule (posted on the site) will be limited and I might not be out and about too much. This week I will only be at the clinic Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Wednesday I already have a 2 hour session scheduled with one of my favorite regulars.  I will try to stick with this schedule, DO LOOK AT IT and book ahead of time please. 

Friday I have to be at the airport at 11am to pick up my new pekingese pup, Little Man.
My other Pekingese, Yoshi, was attacked and killed by a coyote in my backyard. I sure loved that dog and I only had him for one month. He was just getting settled in. That was very hard on me. I still occasionally go out to that area in the backyard where he was found dead and I just think of him. I love animals, they are nicer then people

Tonight I will have to take half a sleeping pill in order to get to sleep earlier. My usually bed time is 2 to 3 am and I naturally wake up at 11am. That is my natural circadian rhythm and I have tried to change it with now luck. After 3 days of getting up early, I hit the wall and start to feel sick. So this might be a difficult 3 weeks for me. Thank goodness I got my Benz fixed. It still needs a new battery but that can wait.

Well it is off to dinner now. I am taking Syrus to dinner for his birthday, just the two of us tonight.

xoxo
j

Jade does Photo L.A.

Well I almost missed being in photo l.a. due to my bout with strep throat. But I managed to pull myself together and submit 3 of the fractal images. There was really no place on the wall for them since it was the very last day of the event, but hey at least I was there and the work is now on consignment with a reputable gallery. They are now selling for $1200.00. They are at the Robert Berman Gallery in Santa Monica if you are interested in viewing them. They are 11x14 and the framing is gorgeous.

My artistic agent told me to just keep doing what I am doing and it is a big waiting game. Every now and then I tell you all to purchase one of my signed images before they are sky high in price, well they are on their way there. The other gal photographer at the gallery is selling her art for 10 grand an image. I am making editions of 5 and they can only be bought through a gallery now. However a signed 8x10 is still doable.

You can take a look at some of my new work at: http://jadeparis.livejournal.com/ and at http://www.jadeparis.com (this site under construction).

The Berman Gallery currently has 3 images available (and another 2 still in my possession). For a viewing contact them at: http://www.robertbermangallery.com/

Friday, January 11, 2008

Jade on another John Everson book cover!

As some of you know, I have worked with John Everson and Shane Ryan Staley.

I have appeared on the covers of “Candy in the Dumpster” and the new “Sins of the Sirens” in addition to creating special online images for his books, “Sacrifice” and “Failure”!

John is a great horror writer, very colorful and imaginative. He creates most of his own book covers and I love them. Go to his link and look under “Art” and you will see various covers and other images he has created.

He is going to make it big time I know it. Go ahead and google his name and find out about him.

For those of you into horror, you really should buy some of his books!

It is always an honor to work with him.

http://www.johneverson.com/

http://www.project-corrosion.com/